Why don’t turkeys pick on someone their own size? Because when they choose a weaker target they always win... or so they think.

The Funky Chicken™ is the wimpiest, skinniest tom in the woods. We’ve upgraded the original Funky Chicken design with a new molding pattern for even greater realism and durability. The result: an irresistible punching bag. Throw in a sturdy mounting stake and incredible paint detail and, well, just wait ‘til you see what this little twerp can do. He may be small, but he brings big results.